We decided to go ahead and release this incredibly offensive version of “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” because it is so much fun to watch people’s reactions! This is so good/bad, that Stuart nearly made two dates swoon when he showed them the words! Why the hell would he do that?!?
And, as a bonus, here are the words so you can sing along!:
You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
You’re as charming as an eel,
You’re a severed clitoris in
My Child’s happy meal.
You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart’s an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You’ve got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch.
I wouldn’t fist you at a
Truck stop glory hole.
You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have dick cheese in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a placenta filled with bile,
Given the choice between the two of you,
I’d take the placenta filled with bile.
You’re a Danza Slap Mr Grinch
You’re the king of blumpkin pots
Your hearts a chunk of poo squashed with moldy money shots
You’re a three-knuckle anal surprise
In a warm golden shower,
Without the reach around!
You nauseate me, Mr Grinch
Like a blue waffle surprise
You’re a midget in a cuckold and,
You have herpes in your eyes
Your soul is a appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Dripping out of your chapped chocolate starfish.
You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You’re a dried up, sour spunk.
Your hamper’s full of unwashed socks.
You use to wipe your junk,
The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote”
Also, as part of the inspiration for this song…
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